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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Finale Showdowning With SuperPowerednixon Part2

SuperePowderedNixon Got Up From Hi s So Smashed Too The Ground Spot And Said "Allrite Im Going Too Smaesh You Through The Groyund Into The Under The Ground SupoerPowerednixon Pound!!!!!" And Was About To Do The Words Of Him Saying To Do But He Got So Magic Power Spell Blasted By SlenderSage Through The Time River And He Was Onto The Grouns And I Said "Okay Now Times Of YOu Dying And Going To YOure Death Times!!" And I Used My DragonsSlayers Nites Spell Powers On My Sored Or Notwn To Be The Dragonsevilnessdestroyer And Did A So Mega Powered Spel Slash Rite Throuoo His Body And Killed Him To Non Liveing Garl Got Up And Said "Good Thing For My So Powered Armor For Stoping Hi s Punch Form Hitting Me Into Death" He Picked Up His Broken Sowrd And Said Hahahahhah Good Thing I Still Have The Dragonbonesmasher I Can Smash Up Some Dragon Bones Into It" Chuck Got Up And I Used Such Healr MAjic To Him And Healed Up His Nixon Woonds And I Got A Time River Sailing Through It Phone Call To Me And It Said That My Teem Of Venturers Was Needed For Fiteing Of The Evil Slenderspirsy In Anchient China Times And Itll Be Eksplained Later And I Was Told This Call By One Of Chucks Slenderspys And I Sent A Call To SlenderSage To Let Him Now And I Lfet To Go To Their And Took Of Through The Time River And I Finallie Got My New Blog My New Blog For Time Battleing Adventures Is Here: andretheblacksmith.blogspot.com

Monday, January 27, 2014

Final Showdonw with superpoweredNixon

Now that were at Chucks spy base i said "we need to stop Richard Nixons gusy and him to theyve got an evil plan i heard it there building a watergates machine and going to put so much megalazerpower in him to destroy allguys that fight with the Slenderspiracy" Survivor Alpha said "so where is it so we can invade and destroy it" then Richard Nixon flewed and bursted through the walls with so much power he said "hahahahhahahhah youre already to late now repare to be die by me for the Slenderspiracy!" he did a huge blasting beams at us but Andre put up a dragons blocker spell sheild from it he said "get out of here guys my sheild wont hold it for long' Chuck said "were not going anywhere lets end this now Nixon!' he pulled out two machines guns and shot so many bullets at Nixon but Nixon said "its superpowerNixon now get readdy to die!" his lazerbeams b roke through Andres dreagon blocker spell shield and knocked Andre so far back and through a wall and off the second story thats where we were in in the safehouse superpowerNixon turned to Chuck and was charging up another blast when Survivor Zeta sniped at superpowerNixon but superpowerNixon teleported the bullet to behind her and it shot through her chest Survivor Alpha yelled "No Survivor Zeta light him up!" Survivor Alpha and Survivor Epsilon and Agent Sigma and Chuck all opened so much fire on superpowerNixon with machineguns and bomguns to but he put up a energy forcewall it blocked all the bullets and bombs then he shot out a rocking shockwave it knocked them all unconscious Garl charged at superpowerNixon he was going to do a huge sword chop and meanwhile while Agent Super snuck up behind him to do a sneaker knife attack but superpowerNixon grabbed Garl's sword and broke it with superstrength powers then punched him so far baack he said "you can't sneak up on me Agent Super i have eyes in the back of my head" he did backwards eye beams at Agent Super and made him to uncounscous finally it was just me and him i did a magicpowerful spellblast at superpowerNixon but he dodged it with so much speed then he flew at me and punched me back he was going in for the finishing slam but i ducked and rolled out of the way of it and blasted him in the back wit h a spellblasting beam he said "aaargh aaaar aaaaagh POWER UP!!!!!!!!!!!" he powered up and grew so much huge muscles and glowing power on him like this
only not the hulk. he burst and exploded with so much msucles it knocked me back he  stood over  me and got ready to pound me out of life but Andre smasshed through the wall and did a dragon crusher strike on him it did so muc h damage and almosst got him to no liffe left but he had some power left he did a time blast on Survivor Sigma and Survivor Super and shot them to being  back in the time river then he shot me and Survivor Alpha and Survivor Epsilon and Survivor Zeta but in the orther direction or aka as known forward

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Saveing Them Guys From So Evil SlenderSpirasy Plots Agenst Them

Me And Garl And Chuck Smashed Threw The Pentagons Doors And I Slamed My Sored Into The Neck Of The Gard Nekst Too The Door And It Cut His Head Off To Dead And Chuck Shot His Mac 10s Into The Other Gard On The Other Side And Than I Walked Up To The Front Counter And Said To The Sekretarie "Weres The Priseners Or Nown SlenderSage And The PTC Squad?!?" And She Said "Over Thier!" And She Pointed At A Door At The End Of A Hallway And I Said "Thanks" And Than A Bunch Of SlenderCops And FBS Guys But Back Than Still Cops And FBI Bicause They Dident Say They wEre Into The SLenderspirasy Yet Showed Up And Started Shooting At Us And We Took Cover And I Said "We Need To Go Get SlenderSage And The PTC Squad Out From Thier Or Theyll Be Ekscuted To Nun Liveing!" And Chuck Said "Ill Stay Over Hear And Give You Too Covered Fire!" And He Jumped Up And Shot The Cops And FBI With His Mac 10s And Yelled "AAAAAHHHHH" And Killed A Big Much Of Them Wile We Ran To Save The Guys Bout To Be Ekscuted And Garl Smaeshed Down The Door To The Ekscuteing Chamber With His Dragonbonesmasher The Door Flew And Smashed A Gard To Not Beeing Conshus No More And I Blasted A Other With DragonsSlayers Magic And Than Survivor Alpha Jumped Up And Grabed The Gun From The Third Gard And Shot Him With It And I Said "Ok Lets Go Runing For It From This Plase Guys!" And We Ran Out Of The Room And Back To Chuck Chuck Said "Hear PTC Guys Take Some Wepons!" And He Gave The Time Forse Guys Wepons And Than Survivor Epsilon Said "Stand Back Ive Got A Idea!" He Grabed A Backpack Full Of Plastik And Than He Said "Wach This!" And He Melted The Plastik And Put Radios Onto Them And Said "Hhahahaha C4 Plastik Splosives!" And Threw Them At The Cops And FBI And Hit The Trigger That He Made And It All Blew Them Guys Up And Chuck Said "Follow Me Ive Got A Spie Base In The 70s That We Can Hide Out In!" But Than A Bullete Allmost Neerley Killed Chuck Wehn He Stood Up And Out Of Cover Survivor Zeta Said "Its A Other Sniper But Hold On Im Beter I Got This" She Jumped Up And So Quickly Sniper Shot The Other Sniper And Than I Said "Ok Guys Come On Lets Go To Chucks Spie Base Until We Lost Are Heet Or Nown The Evil Guys Of The Slenderspirasy!"

Monday, November 12, 2012

Captured by Richard Nixons Guys

So we were surrounded and go t captured by Nixons guys for it to he they brought us to a secretbase in the pentagon for  Communists and otherguys who knew about the slenderspiracy to theyre going to execute us now but i called Andre the Blacksmith an other guy for fightning the slenderspiracy i called through the time river i said "hey im SlenderSlayers friend and now trapped in the pentagon secretbase in the 70's come help" he siad "okay im on my way" now hes on his way now

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Battle with Slenderham Lincon

We went back through the tim e river now were at the Civil Wars times more specifcally the Gettyburg battle  beetween the northern guys and sothern guys for the slaves to be free or not free its also wayimportant for being where Abraham Lincon was apparently got timewarped to being Slenderham Lincon so were going to see did it happen or not happen there were so many guys and soldeiers battling in it Survivor Zeta sniped back at the mbut Survivor Alpha said "foucus on the objective aor called thing to be doing by us thats find Slenderham Lincoln and killing him to" then a mysterious voice said "fourscore and seven years ago i got stuc k in a timewarp now im Slenderham Lincon and going to kill you too" then Slenderham Lincon charged out of the forest wit ha axe and chopped int o Survivor Alpha with it Survivor Zeta charged up her sniperblaster and did a sopowerfull shot with it but Slenderham Lincon ducked under it and smashed the sneaking up guy of Agent Super with the handle of his axe he said  "its not years in your life that count its the the life in your year of being alive so not much for you now hahahahaaaahhahahhhaahhhhahah" Slenderham Lincoln said that Survivor Epsilon said "not if i say about i say die by my rocket!" he sgot a rocked propeled grenade at him but Slenderham Lincon did a flying backjump and doged it we all did a soawesome charge on him but Slenderham Lincon said "a friend is anyguy who has the samne enemies aka guys for fighting as you so means for guy of serving slenderman aka Richard Nixon being my friend now time to meet them and die by them die!" he shot us with a timepistol gun it shot us so far forward in the time river to now being in the 70s and surrounded by Richards Nixon guys and him to and about to kill us

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Next Stop

The next stop and place were going to is the Civil Wars times of being so many people and slaves to fighting and killing each otehr i had a theory that the guy in that times Abraham Lincon supposdly 'aweasome president guy' for freeing slaves he was realyl got stu ck in a timewarp that made him to being a slenderham lincon were going to it now to find out

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Supervolved Slendersaur

We got way far in the cave system and found the truth of what it was the supervolved slendersaur. It had fell asleep for so many years and years and a volcano grown on its back now us in it were waking it up. The supervolved slendersaur woke up and blasted the lava out of the volcanos flodding th cavesystem it would have melted us and our flesh alive but Survivor Alpha used a PTC Telpeporter device to teloport us onto the top of the supervolved slendersaur Sruvivor Zeta sniped it in the eye and eyes at closed range but it tryed r o hit us of it and off the top of it but we dodged Survivor Alpha tooke a PTC knife and carfed a way into its head and through its skull we crawled in and attacked its brain but there were mini slendersaurs in there defending it  but Survivor Zeta blasted at them and killed their life out of them with a lazerrifle snipergun Survivor Epsilon leaped over the survivong ones and planted a boomgrenaderpack then leaped back over and out so did we and detonated it killing the supervolved slndersaur

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The trex

We got to the Dinosur Times in the timecruiser and got out of it to look for the superevolved slendersaur but we were attacked by a huge and fierce trex it tried to eat us it ate Survivor Epsilon into its stomach but Survivor Epsilon said "hey you want to eat me well eat this!" he exploded a boomgrenade inside the trex and blew out the trexs stomach then he ripped out of the trexs stomach and escaped it but the boomgrenade set off a volcano we had to run way far into a cavesystem that wasa in a other volcano that wasnt exploded yet were hiding in there until the lava cescade stops happening

The Age of Dinosaurs

I had a theory now that the origins of Slender Man were he was a superevolved slendersaur from the Dinosur Times thats to say it scientificlly so were going there now to find out the truth about it

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Megamegacosmicrake

i led a charge of me and Survivor Alpha and Survivor Epsilon and Survivor Zeta and Sigma and Super against megammegacosmicrake in the battle here i casted on megamegacosmicrake with magicblasting spells that i knew but he was too powerfull even thoutgh wounded he blasted me and wounded m e way badly was gonig to kill me but Survivor Alpha did a assaulterrifle charge on him megamegacosmicrake went to smash him but Survivor Alpha rolled out of the way from it and opened firing from his gun whille Survivor Zeta took aimed at meegamegacosmicrake with her longrangeblaster from a uphigh sniperspot but megamegacosmicrake grabbedc Survivor Alpha and threw him in the way of Survivor Zetas bullet wounding him into a coma or knoewn as he was sleeping for a long time without waking up then megamegacosmicrake blasted Survivor Zeta nonconcious Survivor Epsilon jumped on megamegacosmicrakes back and planted C4 in it then he jumped off and pushed the detonator button to blow it up and wounded megamegacosmicrake Survivor Epsilon pulled out and RPG it stands for Rocketblasting Pressuriezed Gun he was going to bllast megamegacosmicrake with it and kill him but megamegacosmicrake jumped on him and snapped the RPG in half started punching him so much and hard to until he was almost deadmegamegacosmicrake was going to make him dead but Timeforce Agent Super was being disguised as the ground the whole and entire time of the battle now he stopped being disguised as it and jumped on to knifeattack megamegacosmicrake he stabbed him so many times but megamegacosmicrake threw him off and went to pound him with fists but Agent Super pulled out a pistol and blasted megamegacosmicrake in the head and face lots of times with bullets and rolled out of the way of his attack and kept blasting him but the pistol bullets were to weak to hurt megamegacosmicrake and he blasted Agent Super it looked like megamegacosmicrake was won for the battling here until Timeforce Agent Sigma attacked megamegacosmicrake in a robosuit that he built from the wreakage of the Timeships smashed and wrecked parts he punched megamegacosmicrake with it so many times and looked liike he was going to kill him but megmegacosmicrake got raged by it and ripped Agent Sigma out of the robosuit then he threw Sigma threw a wall thats all i saw of the battling before i passed unconcious from my wounds

Alex

we landed by crashing on it and almost cruyshing the guys the yturned out to be Alex and his guys and  and a huge army led by him fighting the terrable forces of Slenderthulu were joining them now for the fight

Crash Landing

we went to the nowtimes to crash there we went out of the tiem river turns out were over Washington D.C. now over the huge field of battle and death going on there thats in front of the Slender House theres a huge battle going on there the Timeship is falling way faster now were going to land right on the battle and probably kill everyone in it by the powersmash crashing of the huge and burning Timeship.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Aftermath of the Ragerrack Vikingbattle

We escaped of the perilous danger and bad things to happen of us in the Viking Times here but now megamegacosmicrake flew after and smashe throught the botttom of the Timeship for his megamegapower he beat Survivor Beta to being dead and beroken into pieces then Thor smashed him with his bighyammer powerttack but he was to angry the bighammer just broke and megamegacosmicrake blasted him off the ship now hes lost in time. Then he came to kill me but i wasnt going to death without a hard battle for him to d oso i cast a laserpower magicbeam at him but the megamegaenergy was so more power and he beat and beat and beat of me until i was bleeding so much and almost died. he raised back his fist and charged it for a megapunch to kill me for alltimes but then Uggu the Caveproxie swam sofast through the time river and slammed megamegacosmicrake with his club so hard it shattered into pieces. then he kept slamming megamegacosmicrake with the club and punching him until megamegacosmicrak wwas waybloody then he tackled him off the Timeship into the time river megamegacosmicrake was reraged by Uggus attack he sliced Uggu in half but it was enough time for us to escape but the Timeship was burning and breaking into pieces theyre not big to stand on we have to crashed land it somewhere in the time river soon or well all die forever in time

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Viking Age

We went to the Viking Age to recruit the guy I said of in my last post for the war agianst megamegacosmicrake. The guy was a super awesome Viking warrior called Ragnawarrior. But he was fighting for his own quest against some guys led by Lokk the Viking Times. He said he would help us fight megamegacosmicrake if we helped him  fight Lokki and his guys so we said yes. Read our adventures in Ragnawarriors blog here

The Threat Of Megamegacosmicrake

We did it Sherlock Homes plan to dress Watson up as bait for Slenderjack The Ripper to try to kill. We were camped out on a roof above Watson or where he was standing and watched from it for Slenderjack. For a many long time it looked like this plan was going to be insuccesful but then a guy walked up to Watson and looked for giving money to him but then the guy or to be revealed as Slenderjack ripped of his trenchcoat and attacked of Watson with tentacles with knives on them. Survivor Zeta aimed with her lazer snipergun and shot Slenderjack so many times with it. He was wounded but still being alive and he jumped and climbed up to the roof where we were with his knifetentacles and attacked us with them. But Sherlock Homes came prepared he had a huge revolver he shot SlenderJack in the back with it but SlenderJack slashed his arm and he dropped it the gun. But Survivor Alpha threw a lazer grenade from the other side of the roof it blew Slenderjack of from the roof way t othe ground and Doctor Watson shot him in the head with his rifle. We checked the body there was a note it said "nice try but my origins are way farther back than this this is just one of my forms in the time river". So we solved the mystery but then Survivor Zeta got veybad news from Agent Sigma and Agent Super from here that a waypowerful and bad guy called megamegacosmicrake or The Rake but returned from the space time continum where we thought it killed him but he returned from it with megacosmic timetravel powers he killed all these guys here in the link except for Sigma and Super theyre the oness who sent Survivor Zeta the message. Sigma and Super said they escaped from him in a time capsule but megamegacosmicrake was tearing through the time river for his revenge of us and SlenderSlayers guys too. So I decided to stop megamegacosmicrake or die trying to do it so i told Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson to use the tiome machine they built to travel through the time river to get allies for the final ultimate battle thats coming up with megamegacosmicrake. They said okay they  would do it so me and the PTC Survivors got in the timeship and went to get another allie for it that I knew.

A Plan For Solving The Mystery

Sherlock Homes had an idea that we could dress Watson up be someone that Slenderjack The Ripper would kill or a prostitute and tell him to stand on the street at night thats when Slenderjack The Ripper kills people and watch him with binoculars then when Slenderjack The Ripper comes to make Watson dead we could jump out and attack him and find if its reallly the origins of Slenderman. It sounds like a good plan of me so were going to try to do it tonight.

The Mystery of Slenderjack the Ripper

We finnaly killed of the Slendigo then we ate it we were waiting for superslenderpowers from it but a megabig timewave was surging through the time river we had to run very fast back to the timeship and sail away from it we are london now in the 18th century thats known as the 1800s the times of Jack the Ripper or maybe know as Slenderjack the Ripper thats what were here to find outif that was slendermans origin. We went to the house of two guys who are helping us solve the mystery of Slenderjack the Ripper there very good solvers of stuff Sherlock Homes and Doctor Watson. they live in 221Baker Street but not the baker street for being of the trulybad and notalive Proxies find there blog here but dont read for it its not a good blog at all. thats where our base is now in 22Baker Street we parked the timeship outside  of it until we can solve of this mystery

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Fighting The Slendigo

We killed of way way many of the Indians and blasted of them many times with lazer blasters but one  
shaman or known as the evil Indian wizards casted a spell to summon the Slendigo to us we blasted him with lazers too but too late the Slendigo was here were fighting with him now

Friday, March 30, 2012

Savage Indians

we havnt found the Slendigo of the legends yet but the Indians have seen us they are hunting for us with their axes we heard there badevil war cries n ow there coming for us with axe warriors and shamans they cast magic spells and there very powerful and badevil. We are still looking for the Slendigo but we have to escape the Indians first there shooting arrows at us now