Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Saveing Them Guys From So Evil SlenderSpirasy Plots Agenst Them

Me And Garl And Chuck Smashed Threw The Pentagons Doors And I Slamed My Sored Into The Neck Of The Gard Nekst Too The Door And It Cut His Head Off To Dead And Chuck Shot His Mac 10s Into The Other Gard On The Other Side And Than I Walked Up To The Front Counter And Said To The Sekretarie "Weres The Priseners Or Nown SlenderSage And The PTC Squad?!?" And She Said "Over Thier!" And She Pointed At A Door At The End Of A Hallway And I Said "Thanks" And Than A Bunch Of SlenderCops And FBS Guys But Back Than Still Cops And FBI Bicause They Dident Say They wEre Into The SLenderspirasy Yet Showed Up And Started Shooting At Us And We Took Cover And I Said "We Need To Go Get SlenderSage And The PTC Squad Out From Thier Or Theyll Be Ekscuted To Nun Liveing!" And Chuck Said "Ill Stay Over Hear And Give You Too Covered Fire!" And He Jumped Up And Shot The Cops And FBI With His Mac 10s And Yelled "AAAAAHHHHH" And Killed A Big Much Of Them Wile We Ran To Save The Guys Bout To Be Ekscuted And Garl Smaeshed Down The Door To The Ekscuteing Chamber With His Dragonbonesmasher The Door Flew And Smashed A Gard To Not Beeing Conshus No More And I Blasted A Other With DragonsSlayers Magic And Than Survivor Alpha Jumped Up And Grabed The Gun From The Third Gard And Shot Him With It And I Said "Ok Lets Go Runing For It From This Plase Guys!" And We Ran Out Of The Room And Back To Chuck Chuck Said "Hear PTC Guys Take Some Wepons!" And He Gave The Time Forse Guys Wepons And Than Survivor Epsilon Said "Stand Back Ive Got A Idea!" He Grabed A Backpack Full Of Plastik And Than He Said "Wach This!" And He Melted The Plastik And Put Radios Onto Them And Said "Hhahahaha C4 Plastik Splosives!" And Threw Them At The Cops And FBI And Hit The Trigger That He Made And It All Blew Them Guys Up And Chuck Said "Follow Me Ive Got A Spie Base In The 70s That We Can Hide Out In!" But Than A Bullete Allmost Neerley Killed Chuck Wehn He Stood Up And Out Of Cover Survivor Zeta Said "Its A Other Sniper But Hold On Im Beter I Got This" She Jumped Up And So Quickly Sniper Shot The Other Sniper And Than I Said "Ok Guys Come On Lets Go To Chucks Spie Base Until We Lost Are Heet Or Nown The Evil Guys Of The Slenderspirasy!"

Monday, November 12, 2012

Captured by Richard Nixons Guys

So we were surrounded and go t captured by Nixons guys for it to he they brought us to a secretbase in the pentagon for  Communists and otherguys who knew about the slenderspiracy to theyre going to execute us now but i called Andre the Blacksmith an other guy for fightning the slenderspiracy i called through the time river i said "hey im SlenderSlayers friend and now trapped in the pentagon secretbase in the 70's come help" he siad "okay im on my way" now hes on his way now

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Battle with Slenderham Lincon

We went back through the tim e river now were at the Civil Wars times more specifcally the Gettyburg battle  beetween the northern guys and sothern guys for the slaves to be free or not free its also wayimportant for being where Abraham Lincon was apparently got timewarped to being Slenderham Lincon so were going to see did it happen or not happen there were so many guys and soldeiers battling in it Survivor Zeta sniped back at the mbut Survivor Alpha said "foucus on the objective aor called thing to be doing by us thats find Slenderham Lincoln and killing him to" then a mysterious voice said "fourscore and seven years ago i got stuc k in a timewarp now im Slenderham Lincon and going to kill you too" then Slenderham Lincon charged out of the forest wit ha axe and chopped int o Survivor Alpha with it Survivor Zeta charged up her sniperblaster and did a sopowerfull shot with it but Slenderham Lincon ducked under it and smashed the sneaking up guy of Agent Super with the handle of his axe he said  "its not years in your life that count its the the life in your year of being alive so not much for you now hahahahaaaahhahahhhaahhhhahah" Slenderham Lincoln said that Survivor Epsilon said "not if i say about i say die by my rocket!" he sgot a rocked propeled grenade at him but Slenderham Lincon did a flying backjump and doged it we all did a soawesome charge on him but Slenderham Lincon said "a friend is anyguy who has the samne enemies aka guys for fighting as you so means for guy of serving slenderman aka Richard Nixon being my friend now time to meet them and die by them die!" he shot us with a timepistol gun it shot us so far forward in the time river to now being in the 70s and surrounded by Richards Nixon guys and him to and about to kill us

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Next Stop

The next stop and place were going to is the Civil Wars times of being so many people and slaves to fighting and killing each otehr i had a theory that the guy in that times Abraham Lincon supposdly 'aweasome president guy' for freeing slaves he was realyl got stu ck in a timewarp that made him to being a slenderham lincon were going to it now to find out

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Supervolved Slendersaur

We got way far in the cave system and found the truth of what it was the supervolved slendersaur. It had fell asleep for so many years and years and a volcano grown on its back now us in it were waking it up. The supervolved slendersaur woke up and blasted the lava out of the volcanos flodding th cavesystem it would have melted us and our flesh alive but Survivor Alpha used a PTC Telpeporter device to teloport us onto the top of the supervolved slendersaur Sruvivor Zeta sniped it in the eye and eyes at closed range but it tryed r o hit us of it and off the top of it but we dodged Survivor Alpha tooke a PTC knife and carfed a way into its head and through its skull we crawled in and attacked its brain but there were mini slendersaurs in there defending it  but Survivor Zeta blasted at them and killed their life out of them with a lazerrifle snipergun Survivor Epsilon leaped over the survivong ones and planted a boomgrenaderpack then leaped back over and out so did we and detonated it killing the supervolved slndersaur

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The trex

We got to the Dinosur Times in the timecruiser and got out of it to look for the superevolved slendersaur but we were attacked by a huge and fierce trex it tried to eat us it ate Survivor Epsilon into its stomach but Survivor Epsilon said "hey you want to eat me well eat this!" he exploded a boomgrenade inside the trex and blew out the trexs stomach then he ripped out of the trexs stomach and escaped it but the boomgrenade set off a volcano we had to run way far into a cavesystem that wasa in a other volcano that wasnt exploded yet were hiding in there until the lava cescade stops happening

The Age of Dinosaurs

I had a theory now that the origins of Slender Man were he was a superevolved slendersaur from the Dinosur Times thats to say it scientificlly so were going there now to find out the truth about it