Saturday, March 31, 2012

Fighting The Slendigo

We killed of way way many of the Indians and blasted of them many times with lazer blasters but one  
shaman or known as the evil Indian wizards casted a spell to summon the Slendigo to us we blasted him with lazers too but too late the Slendigo was here were fighting with him now

Friday, March 30, 2012

Savage Indians

we havnt found the Slendigo of the legends yet but the Indians have seen us they are hunting for us with their axes we heard there badevil war cries n ow there coming for us with axe warriors and shamans they cast magic spells and there very powerful and badevil. We are still looking for the Slendigo but we have to escape the Indians first there shooting arrows at us now

The Legend Of The Slendigo

we landed our time machine ship in the Canada times of before the Europe people got there its just Indians hope we dont run into any of them.  we are hunting from the legend of the Slendigo thats here the legend is that if you eat a Slendigo you become a Slender Man just like here thats what happens for it

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Leaving The Pirate Times

SlenderBeards slendercannons were way more powerfull than ours and our ship was ready to sink we would all die  but we went with the time machine ship we built the time machine into the ship while SlenderBeard wasnt looking hahahahahaaha we built it in befor we found him we used it to run away from SlenderBeard into the time river

The Slaying of The Storm Serpent

SlenderBeard slayed the sea serpent it took a lots of shots from SlenderBeards Slendercannons and our cannons too then SlenderBeard jumped down onto the water and slayed the serpent with his pirate cutlass. then he jumped back on hius boats and now were fighting with our pirate boats.

The Storm Serpent

we were hunting for the Slendership we had its trail but we got caught in a huge storm and SlenderBeards  Slendership too now were being attacked from a huge sea serpent from below the storm

The Huge Pirate Battle

We fought with the skeleton pirate Proxies in a huge pirate battle on Skeleton Island it was a really big one with swords and pirate guns and lazers but we finnally won for it. Jack SparrowProxie was killed of us by Survivor Zeta she shot him for being dead we stole his ship to hunt for SlenderBeard the badpirates Slendership

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Real Badpirate of Jack SparrowProxie

sorry for there of being noupdates of whats happening for our adventure we were attacked by skeleton pirates they were skeleton Proxie pirates they were led of Jack SparrowProxie turns out he was a real badpirate not a fake goodpirate like in the Disney movies thats not what hes like with them but hes after us now

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Stranded

We found to the Slendership of SlenderBeard the badpirate but he shot with his cannons at us stranding us on the island of skeletons I wonder why its called the islaND of skeletons hahaahhaahhahahaha there are legends of skeleton pirates.

Friday, March 23, 2012

The Hunt For SlenderBeard The Badpirate

Turns out I was right slenderman or in Pirate Times known as SlenderBeard the badpirate was hear in the Pirate Times on his terrible badevil Slendership. We all bought a ship to go huint for him he was last spotted near the Bermuda Triangle who some have said he made the stuff go dissapeared there a well known legends in later times in the time river so were sailing there now

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Battle At Egypt

It looked to be like there was no hope for us to be alive anymore but Survivor Theta found some Slenderglyphs in the dungein that said that way many longs of time ago the Sphinx was alive and was a terror of Egypt slenderman wwanted to be the real terror of Egypt so he cut off the Sphinxs nose tamed it and told it to stand really real still everyone thought it was a stattue. turns out at the moment slenderman put the nose back on the Sphinx and rode it as a battleSphinx to attack //it//s castle. The battleSphinx destroyed lots of the castle we escaped in the confused people by it. //it// used the magic Staff Of Cairo to shoot a light beam that destroyed the Sphinx but Slenderman droopped down and had a battle with //it//. But //it// blasted Slenderman with the Staff of Cairo so many times slenderman was going to die but then The Rake rose out of the sand and tackeled the Staff of Cairo away from //it// and broke it released so much megamegapower that The Rake was thrown back into Einsteins relative theory shooting him at light speed through the spacetime continium. now //it// had no power against slenderman slenderman stabbed him with a spike from a slemndertentacle mortally killing him. Meanwhile the Rake had sent an army of sand mummies before he got died and now they had invaded the //it//castle and they fighted with all the //it//proxies the //it//proxies had surrounded us. but Survivor Epsilon blew up the pyramids with simtex bombs he hid under them the bricks went flying everywhere killing mostly all the sand mummies and //it//Proxies but commander //it//Proxie Khufu had suervived and he grabbed Survivor Alpha to choop him up and kill him for good but Uggu The Caveproxie tackled Khufu and they fought Uggu won he smashed in  Khufus head with a single whomp of his bigclub thats one big whomp. Now we are facing down with the Slenderman but he just teleported away we have to chase after him in the time machine now were going to the Pirate Times maybe thats where he was

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Captured

We were going to drill under the pyramids with superhugelazerblasters but we got surrounded by the army of //it//Proxies being led by Commander Khufu who leads with //it//s army of //it//Proxies. we blasted at them killing many lots of them but we got captured for them and brought with them to the Egyptian castle of //it// he rules of Egypt from it. Were in the dungeons now and were going to be executed tommorrow theyre  going to throw us with rocks until were dead Survivor Epsilon looks like hes all out of bombs now looks like were going to be dead real real soon.

Pharoah //it//

Turns out we are in the times of Pharaoh Wazner or also known as//it// he was turned to being //it// by timetravelling SlenderMan after a great huge battle now hes evil too but he still hates slenderman. He or Paroah Wazner was the one who had carved the Egyptian Slenderglyphs. The Rake is here too he has been tearing through a lot of the Egyptian guys to get to us so he can kill us hes tracking us so are the soldiers of //it// and timetravelling slenderman must be here too somewhere.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Egypt

We were going to the Evolution Times of longago when all the monkeys turned into people except for some there are still monkeys but our time machine got hit by Uggu the caveproxie he was swimming through the time river sending us to the times of Ancient Egypt now where going to investigate the Egyptian Slenderglyphs

Monday, March 19, 2012

Leaving the Stone Age

Our search for caveslenderman in the past of the Stone Ages has led to a battle being with the Raakke were fighting him Survivor Beta blasted him with a lazer rifle but he was unstructable to it it couldnt hurt him then caveslenderman came and fought with the Rake letting us to escape away from them both. But Uggu the caveproxie stopped us in our escape to the time machine by attacking us and hitting us with his club there were other caveproxies with him too but we had lazer guns and we blasted away great many lots of the caveproxies but Uggu was not getting hurt by it he hit me with his club but Survivor Epsilon shot a lazer bomb that hurt him but it didnt kill him it blinded him so we could get to the time machine for saftey we are going to the Evolution Times now too see when slenderman was there before we were all being monkeys

Friday, March 16, 2012

The Preturn of The Rake

We found not caveslenderman but instead we found the Rake since he was killed in the huger battle at the Middle Ages castle he cant go in the time river after that since he was died there. But he could still travel back in the time river to being before when he died so he went after us through the time river and hes here in the Stone Age hunting us.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Uggu The Caveproxie

The caveman proxie or caveproxie to be known as uggu came after us we blasted him with lazers but his caveproxie superstrength protected him so Survivor Epsilon blew him back from us with a bomb so we could run away ugooagu is probably stil after us  but this means were getting close to be finding caveslenderman

Cavemen attack

We arrived at  here now that is the time for the Stone Ages of caveslenderman what we are looking for it. bigdumb cavemen came after us with rocks and sticks with rocks on them too but we blastedd them them to be real dead with lazers guns now we are looking for the world famouys caveslenderman hahahahahahahaa but really we are looking to it now

The travelling to the Stones Ages to be looking for caveslenderman

We are following the very real big lead of my theory caveslenderman or the source of feral slenderman in the Stone Ages we are going t o it now

Explains of why the most confusing stuff has happened

Surivor Zeta told us the explains of why she is doing what she did she was a real triple agent for the PTC she came from the present day but she has a special supermagicpower to see through the time river so she saw the great huge Middle Ages battle and she got sent back in time so she could go with us with the big babg but she purposeful sabatoged the time machine to land in the WW2 times she was on a mission to assassinate ProxHitler so she faked betrayed us to ProxHitlers badnazis so she could call the PTC Timeforce through her superspecial time river transmitter to attack so she could get the chance of being to kill ProxHitler she did noww were in the Timeforce Timebase. She was being right though about saying wheen she said Slender Man has been around a long long time she knew it was the truth

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Escape

holy smokes! ProxHitler came to the Jew Prison to have it kill us but a PTC Timeforce came and attacked the Jew Prison to kill ProxHitler. There was a very big shooting battle with guns and lazers that happened ProxHitler tried to escape but Survivor Zeta was shot them killing ProxHitler. The PTC Timeforce killed all the badnazis but then Kind Von Der Ritter that is Slender Man attacked killing a lot of the Timeforce. Survivor Epsilon blew Slender Man back with a very big explosion from the bombs he made of shoes and bombs. We all ran to the Timeforce time machine and ran away to the Timeforce base its floating in the time river its not in any time

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Escape Plans

The Jew prison treats us horrible and there going to kill us sonn with poisoning gas in a poisoning gas chamber. But Survivor Epsilon made bombs out of shoes and bombs that he had and hes planning to blow up the wall so us and all the Jews can escape. Also ProxHitler himself is coming here t0o the Jew Prison to was us die by getting poisoning gassed.

The Truth of The Legend Of Kind Von Der Rtter

We finally found the truth to it. Slenderman came and ate the Nazi. We were about to get out of there but then Survivor Zeta shot Survivor Alpha with her laszer rifle wounding him. She said that she was really a Nazi double agent who has a magical special superpower to let her see through the time river to other times so she saw us going to trave lthe time river to find slendermans origins which would be read by the  PTC who wanted to kill him she knew about them because of her magicpower she used a Nazi time machine to travel backwards to the time of the Middle Ages when the huge batlle at the castle was happening she killed a PTC soldier and stole her armor she sabatoged the time machine to crash here. She says that Hitler or as he is truly better known by the Nazis ProxHitler worships Slenderman so all Nazis have to too. She says that slenderman has existed long before the WW2 times but now we wont be able to tell it to other runners of slenderman orr the PTC because Nazis are going to kill us then Nazis came and took us to the Jew prison where they killed huge lots of people and now will kill us too if we dont escape.

The Trap Set By Us For Slenderman To Fall For

were in the bigdark forest now looking for the legend of Kind Von Der Ritter. we brought a Nazi that we had knocked to sleepinng and dressed as being a kid as bait for him to eat he eats kids in the legend. We tied the Nazi to a tree and now were waiting for slenderman to come.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Crash Landing in the Past of World War Two Times

We were going travelling through the time river to go to the big bang to see if thats where slenderman was born but we crashedlanded. Survivor Omega died in the crashedlanding but the rest of us are alive for now. It looks to being World War Two time and you know what that means it means lots of evilbad Nazis to try to kill us. We are in Germany where all the badguy Nazis are. thats also where there is a legend that Kind Von Der Ritter steals kids to his black forestt to eat them some have said this is slenderman lets investigate

The PTC Survivors

here are the six PTC survivors. they are named in order of the greek alphabet.
Survivor Alpha- PTC leader he leads the squad at least if it wernt for me hahahahaahahahaha
Survivor Beta- regular PTC soldier he uses a lazser machinegun
Survivor Epsilon- PTC explosion guy he makes the explosions happen
Survivor Theta- PTC communicating guy he lets us talk through radios to know whats going on
Survivor Zeta- PTC sniper she always hoots the bad guys with perfect aim from longsecret places
Survivor Omega- PTC scout he explores to find whats at place for us

The Start of My Timetravel Adventure

my name is Robert of the White Elephants story. Many of most of the people that have been knowing me and my blog thought i was died im not im still alive. I was hiding in a cellar when i was kidnapped by Proxies of the Slenderman and brought back in time to the Middle Ages to be held for being a captured guy by Pr0xieannihilator for the SlenderSlayer to save for giving slenderman the slenderslaying spear the only thing that can kill him. SlenderSlayer didnt listen and he fought Slender Man. Pr0xanniater tried to kill me but Alex from MarbleHornets shot him and I hid. SlenderSlayer used the slenderslaying spear to wound SlenderMan that he had to run back to the future which is the present time through the Path Of Black Leaves. but SlenderSlayer attacked the portal with his slenderslaying spear and followed after to the present time with slender Man and Alex. The Path of Black Leaves is broken now so Slender Man and Proxies cant teleport. All of this happened at a huge fort that is destroyed now it is no longer restroyed from the battle here. SlenderSworder is here too but HABIT from EverymanHYBRID has possessed him. PTC soldiers were here too in the buttle but now most of them are dead now.There is still a time machine here too left by Alex and SlenderSlayer. i am going to go back in time with the time machine and some  im going to go back in time with the time machine with the PTC survivors of the battle there are six of them and find on the origin of slenderman. Here starts my adventure now